Contests - Submit Your Entry - Grandma's Office Catering

"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected"

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Great Moments in Physics

The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One student replied: "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building."

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Winning food is fun! Having Grandma deliver those winnings is even better. So, what better way to make your day than to offer you a chance to win your choice of:

10 Boxed Lunches
or
50 Baked Goods
(morning or afternoon)

You can win just by having us publish your comments in our upcoming email newsletter.

We have three categories for your entries.

Office Humor:
A short, office related joke that would be appropriate for the entire staff. Remember that Grandma blushes easily- the last person that told her an inappropriate joke got her mouth washed out with soap!

Suggest A Recipe:
Do you have a favorite recipe that can be easily prepared? Suggest a recipe for publishing in a future newsletter.

If we publish your submission, we'll contact you to confirm delivery dates. And, of course, we all know how good jokes travel fast. So, Grandma will only reward the first submission of similar humor that we publish.